white magician

Sexual act performed on a chair whereby a female gives a male (sitting) a blow job. Just prior to climaxing, the male shoots his load up over his head and BEHIND his back, catching it with his right hand. Immediately he slaps the female's face before she knows what has happened.

"He asked me if I wanted a 'white magician' and then I had cum on my face."

by therube February 24, 2010

The White House

Burned to smithereens.

Bethany- Yo, what happened with the white house?

David- Oh, the protesters... they raided it.

by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021

white problems

Idle complaints to be distinguished from real issues like famine, war and terminal illness which actually matter.

E.g. Feeling vaguely unhappy in your hedonistic lifestyle, having no money because you routinely blow it all on un-necessary crap, losing the Internet connection in your studio rooftop apartment.

Guy 1: "Leave Jake alone. He has problems"
Guy 2: "Real problems or white problems?"
Guy 1: "err..."

by steve825 September 3, 2011

White Pizza

The supreme race of pizza. This pizza can not dance, but it can do pretty much everything else. Like feed a family.

This burnt pizza is disgusting, it simply won't work.
You should have gotten a White Pizza.

by CharlieKyle August 5, 2011

white tiger

an act where a woman gives fellatio to a man, who in turn jerks off at woman's face, then she must swat the jizz away with her hands, giving the appearance of a tiger clawing.

"I had to white tiger that shit. That stuff will take your eye out."

by dego April 17, 2005

WHITE GIRL

A caucasian female. A girl that spreads and gives head to the entire hood. A hit it n quit chick.

I picked up a "white girl" in da club last night. We went back to my crib after da club and ran a train on her!

by bostonKID1980 April 9, 2008

White Ghost

When playing video games you would yell this at the team that beats you. White Ghosting is a made up term to confuse the opponents into thinking they did something illegal.

"You only beat us because you were white ghosting."

"I would of won too if I white Ghosted."

by Like 13 Pirates January 20, 2009