Golden torpedo

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

by LOLTIMMY!!! January 21, 2007

Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.

"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"

by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018

Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce March 04, 2016

golden liquid

1. David's grandma's restaurant.
2. Another term for piss.

Yo, I went to David's Grandma's restaurant, Golden Liquid, and afterwards I had to shoot the golden liquid.

by CocaBird November 02, 2017

Golden hummingbird

The act of peeing during an inverted blow job (or 69)

My girl gave me a golden hummingbird for my birthday.

by Lugaisia January 05, 2022

Golden Girl Lesbian

When a woman is too old to attract a husband, so decides to become a lesbian for the companionship.

After Uncle John left her, Terry became a Golden Girl Lesbian and moved in with her friend Barb.

by CJStrokenoff November 07, 2017

Golden lick

When a man is urinating and someone licks the side of his penis.

That girl was so drunk she gave me a golden lick in the bathroom at the club.

by MA&D September 16, 2016