Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

Bleed Golden

An expression that means you’re from the Golden Isles, Georgia. Usually as a way of saying you’re proud of that.

Do I eat at Twin Peaks Barbecue? Of course, I Bleed Golden.

by Weenieswilliewagon May 24, 2023

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022

golden-ager.

An old person; very elderly

The bow with head & hands touching the ground is the biggest way of showing your respect. In Asians this bow is done to god’s or golden-Ager.

by anonymous July 22, 2021

Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.

"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"

by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010

Golden hole

When a woman pees on a declining surface/hill/terrain/etc and the pee waterfalls into/ over her butthole.

Laura squatted over a steep riverbank holding a tree trunk while relieving herself. The urine sloshed through/over her butthole creating a brilliant GOLDEN HOLE for everyone by the Hillsborough river you see.

by Golden hole June 10, 2022