Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021

Full Jackson

Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"

Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?

Max: A full Jackson.

Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.

by Puckstopper92 February 3, 2022

Full McPenis

When you piss anywhere but the toilet at every given opportunity

Can’t believe you went full McPenis last night

by WelshRage94 May 15, 2019

Full-Force Self-Immolation

S-tier way to kill yourself! Tied with Haraki in S-tier it is "to light yourself on fire."

Hym "Aaron Bushnell recently committed Full-Force Self-Immolation the other day and it piqued my curiosity because I though it was weird he did it the day after I said the thing about not being free. I looked into it and read an article from New York Magazine. It says 'he was a cyper-defense operations specialist with the 531st intelligence support squadron' (which is interesting) and 'was a part of The Community of Jesus (whose former members have come forward alleging abuse and a rigid social structure)' So... Read this article and I was immediately disgust by the media shills condemning the guy. The media shills profit as they pretend to care about the lives being lost and will continue to profit so long as the conflict continues... And somehow they consider themselves laudable... While condemning a man who was willing to give his own life in protest... And you know what they're going to say 'every death is a tragedy' but I can see you not actually caring and the imposter is GLAD he's dead (which is an act of hypocrisy because you're condemning me for not caring enough about people's lives or being meam to a fat-cocked retard or whatever his problem is I honestly don't even know what some of your problems are it's probably bullhole molestation). They're filth. I found his conviction admirable. If Palestine is liberated add the assists to his score."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

full effort

Going hard at whatever your doing. Full effort is attained until a butt-sweat mark appears on the outside of your pants.

I gave that test my full effort.

by Noah BigDaddy November 15, 2013

Willy full of water

Term for a need to urinate.

That boy hasn’t gone to the bathroom all day. He must have a willy full of water.

by yd2k October 9, 2023