Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

Free Will

The state of being outside of an institutionalized environment.

Within the confines of this building your fate is subject to the organization, you won't have the free will to do as you please.

by Dingish June 9, 2024

Free Mason

Someone who is gay but thinks they're straight.

Joe is a total free mason. He's slept with half of the football team

by Just Uncle Jay January 22, 2022

You’re free

When someone is bad at a game

You’re free! More free than a public restroom! Absolute Dog water

by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021

won, to, free, for

When you want to say that English is fucked up without saying that English is fucked up.

"English isn't that bad"
Really, lemme count for you. Won, to, free, for.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ October 28, 2023

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016