fake usb

See vape sometimes just a virus stick

Kid: can I take a shit
Teacher: yeah but why are you taking your USB with you
Kid: ......................... Porn. Definitely not to vape. This dedinetly isn't a fake usb
Teacher: o-k

by ADD ME ON SNAP GAYTARD_69420 April 17, 2019

Fake

Exaggerating how you’re feeling

“Nah I’m fake tired”
“Ngl them shoes fake tuff”

“I’m fake hungry nbs”

by thatchickfrmtheeastside July 10, 2023

fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?

I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.

bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*

by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019

Fake twalling

Pretending to be or do something

Girl#1: I'm about to fight this girl after work

Girl #2: stop "fake twalling"

by A.N.R.D. March 12, 2017

Fake

One who can't practice what they preach

"Man, that Calvin is fake as fuck!"

by Freaakinnbrown May 23, 2024

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018