Pork Eye 

n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.

"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."

Pork Eye by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023

Pork Eye 

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

Pork Eye by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023

Stuy Eye 

When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.

Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.

Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.

Stuy Eye by cockgobblertesticlesuckler September 23, 2023

Flip Your Eyestickers 

Put in contact lenses.

Flip your eyestickers, you fool!

Flip Your Eyestickers by Pete Maravich January 16, 2007

Invisible Four Eyes 

Any person who wears contacts, has invisibe four eyes.

Look at troys invisible four eyes!

Invisible Four Eyes by Troytheboytoy July 22, 2009

Raunchy Red Eye 

Some old worn out asshole

Dude, she offered up the raunchy red eye to me

Raunchy Red Eye by DickNasty1 November 29, 2010

Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon) 

Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.

A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon) by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013