Debbie Dick

One who is a total dick about a bad situation; Debbie Downer

1) Tim-Tim, why do you have to be such a Debbie Dick???

2) Tim-Tim: We are never going to win!!!

Andrew: Don't be a Debbie Dick, Tim-Tim.

by PsychoGrenade November 2, 2010

pisces dick

There are no word for a pisces dick, because when it's in my mouth, it's so big i can't speak. If yourself or your partner are a pisces and possess a penis, consider yourself incredibly blessed. Not only is it meters long, but the person who it belongs to knows how to use it and knows how to use it good.

Damn, they're a pisces? I know they got that elephant-sized pisces dick.

by gorlwithapiscesboyfriend June 7, 2022

Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*

Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*

by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018

dick picken

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard

Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"

by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018