Deadbeat Dad

Clinton Hale

Clinton hale refuses to contribute to his child and refuses to see his child because he is a deadbeat dad and only lives for himself.

by Cwh June 9, 2022

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age

"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?

by sugar~ June 12, 2022

Mean Dad

He’s 6 foot tall, has an English degree, runs car dealerships, and wears glasses. He’s usually fun and cute but sometimes he goes to the family pool and doesn’t invite his family. He’s just a mean dad.

That Mike guy is a mean dad.

by Lady Pern June 12, 2022

Dad

Somehing you dont have

Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad:

by bigmilkers69 June 12, 2022

Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!

by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022