Ex. Walter tries airport sink 1. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 3. It works. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 3. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 1. It doesn't work. CUM-FUCKER!!!!!
by kopacetic November 4, 2015
Get the cum-fucker mug.A Cum Bomb is when you tie a string around the head of your penis very tightly before jacking off over and over again so the semen cant escape your penis. Because the semen can't escape youe penis, it will continue to build up until you untie the string. If done correctly, once the string is untied, all the semen inyour dick should go shooting out and going everywhere as if it were a Cum Bomb.
Oh man, i just cum bombed and my room is a total mess, if i dont clean this up in time my mom will kill me.
by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017
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Get the cum slayer mug.Kiersten : Last night Jake fucked me so hard he came for like 20 minuntes!
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Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
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Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
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Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
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by SlopNChop August 31, 2018
Get the Cum Responsible mug.When you get semen ejaculated into your bum and then must hold the semen in by clenching your bum cheeks until it is internally absorbed.
After Justin felt Ryan's semen enter his bum, he immediately clenched his bum cheeks together to prevent any semen exiting his body. Justin had performed a cum plug.
by Dezmuz June 1, 2016
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Get the Cum gun mug.A crusty piece of cloth or sock used to wipe ejaculated semen from the chest of a man who has just engaged in onanism.
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A person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up ejaculated semen.
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A person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up ejaculated semen.
by Peachfish July 31, 2011
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