West Virginia Coffee stirring

When you stir someone’s coffee with your penis

He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.

by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018

chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.

Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Sloppy Toppy Coffee

Unprofessional served coffee usually served by Dunkin Donuts buy a untrained teenager

Starbucks hires professionals who are at least in their 20s
While Dunkin Donuts hire amateurs who are usually teenagers who serves Sloppy Toppy Coffee

by EmJayee February 6, 2018

Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018

Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.

We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?

by tirtle June 28, 2018

grind the coffee beans

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

by damb_man July 7, 2018