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Cum Artist 

A Cum Artist is a person who uses a celebrity's photo, or a picture of a really hot girl as inspiration to jerk off on and "paint" their face or body with their cum-shot. They can dedicate their art to one celebrity or many, and are extroverts wanting their photos published online for all to see. The newer artists have turned to video capturing the facial or body shot with sound.
The Shania Twain Cum Art gallery features pictures and video from various Cum Artists around the world.
Cum Artist by Art for All December 5, 2011
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Cum Burrito 

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.
Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.
Cum Burrito by tonowoo August 29, 2014
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Cum-nugget 

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.
Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.
Cum-nugget by FretWizard September 11, 2014

Cum-hale 

When your bitch is giving you head, then instead of swallowing your cum, she inhales.
Guy: Dang bae, you given some nice head.
Bae: Cough! Cough! I think I Cum-hale.
Cum-hale by Jigglelowski January 7, 2015

cum mints 

The unwrapped mints usually left in an open bowl near the cash register of a Chinese or Japanese restaurant. It is said that people ejaculate into them and stir in the cum.
Restaurant patron #1: "Oh look, mints. Do you want some?"
Restaurant patron #2: "No way man, I never eat unwrapped mints - they're cum mints. People cum into those bowls and mix it in. Gross."
cum mints by Clamms January 1, 2017

cum burger 

-I`m about to cum. Where do you want it?
-Let`s make a cum burger, Master Throckmorton!

Cum Fart 

When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.
Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.
Cum Fart by CloacaCrusher69 April 29, 2021