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cum-fucker

What you say when nothing works out how you want it to.
Ex. Walter tries airport sink 1. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 3. It works. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 3. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 1. It doesn't work. CUM-FUCKER!!!!!
by kopacetic November 4, 2015
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Smurf cum

Have you tasted Smurf cum

Yea
by P0rn lover November 13, 2020
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Cum plug

When you get semen ejaculated into your bum and then must hold the semen in by clenching your bum cheeks until it is internally absorbed.
After Justin felt Ryan's semen enter his bum, he immediately clenched his bum cheeks together to prevent any semen exiting his body. Justin had performed a cum plug.
by Dezmuz June 1, 2016
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Cum gun

A penis where ejaculate shoots out like you a prisoner escaping from Vietnam
Damn! Are you Vietnamese because you’re shooting like a cum gun!
by I’m from chaventry February 8, 2018
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Cum Flannel

A crusty piece of cloth or sock used to wipe ejaculated semen from the chest of a man who has just engaged in onanism.

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A person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up ejaculated semen.
by Peachfish July 31, 2011
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Cum Bomb

A Cum Bomb is when you tie a string around the head of your penis very tightly before jacking off over and over again so the semen cant escape your penis. Because the semen can't escape youe penis, it will continue to build up until you untie the string. If done correctly, once the string is untied, all the semen inyour dick should go shooting out and going everywhere as if it were a Cum Bomb.
Oh man, i just cum bombed and my room is a total mess, if i dont clean this up in time my mom will kill me.
by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017
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cum slayer

A person who likes to slay cum till you cum
IM A CUM SLAYER AND NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO CUM!!!!
by Nigga123445678 August 17, 2017
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