Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.

Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?

Mississippi Steamer Bean by German Hand Grenade October 2, 2009

pop the bean 

This refers to an act performed on a male horse as part of groomming, when a lump of smegma that has built up under the foreskin and beneath the glans is popped out manually by the stallion's groom, vet or caretaker.

Hey Bobby!, give Secretariat a complete and thorough grooming today, and make sure you pop the bean on him!

pop the bean by Roberta Hackett May 12, 2006

Off the bean 

When you are acting goofy while under the influence of any drug (specifically marijuana)

"Yoooo Gio twisted his ankle trying to hurdle because he was off the bean."

Off the bean by ChiefBirdclaw December 14, 2019

the bean trees 

Probably about the greatest book ever written.

Bobby: "Ah crap what is this guy gismodog talking about. That book blows it up the ass."

the bean trees by gismodog October 8, 2004

Bust a bean

The act of eating a toe

Im gonna go bust a bean

Bust a bean by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Green Bean

A word used to describe you're bean, (see bean) When you feel let down or disapointed with them.

Can also appear with "mean".

"Sorry i stole your cake."
"Aww, Ur mean green bean!

Green Bean by I am a cake. I am Polly August 9, 2005

Chinese Bean Flick 

This involves finding a haus and hog tying the broad. Then kicking her in the left nipple twice while copping a feel on the right. Then you take ur right hand and twack her in the twat with a horny enraged chinese man like motion..

Benit: Hey jew did you see that fat broad at the chinese buffet line eating cheese curds?

Frits: Oh you mean the one that had a cheese gut with a lot of protuberance?

Jemmy: Ya actually Jack Black Cock ended up Chinese Bean Flicking her...

Chinese Bean Flick by Katie Hauszell February 22, 2010