Potato

A middle aged irishman

i fucking hate potatoes

by irishpotatolover69 June 6, 2022

Potato

A girl that is very insecure, but her boyfriend thinks she's beautiful. He thinks she's kind, and funny, and the most prettiest potato alive.

She's my potato

by Thepotato9 February 12, 2019

potato chip

a type of dildo

don't ask questions (potato chip)

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

potato

that a word to describe someone that is lazy and fat and an introvert. these people like to be indoors watching movies and being lazy like usual.

i am a lazy potato.

by @the.realest.riley December 12, 2018

Mumbai potato toss

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls

She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed

by Wheels127 February 19, 2022

Potato

An adjective used to describe cute people!
Or an insult making fun of peoples weight.

Cute way

Mia: Oh my gosh, Eggo is such a kawaii potato

Rude way

Ashley: Eww what an ugly potato

by Izzat._.HoneyJals September 30, 2019

Potato

Vegetable

Name 3 vegetables
1. apple
2.spaggheti
3.potato
-Good job!

by OsirisSonOfSomeone September 2, 2020