1. A devise that females use to clean them self.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.
1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag.
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!
by josh capell March 19, 2008
by Patacos June 26, 2009
You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.
Friend: What a douche-dick.
Friend: What a douche-dick.
by TickleMeSilly March 27, 2014
Cameron is being a total douche twaddle to her friends! What a terrible boyfriend.
He is such a douche twaddle.
He is such a douche twaddle.
by Asain Kid Rosenman December 19, 2010
Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
by Amroc January 14, 2008
A particularly lovely squirt bottle that a bitch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat testicles and b) the remnants of last night's man-whore
by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 02, 2004
or nugget of douche, this term can be used to describe a person who doesn't think before they speak. one who needs corrected on a daily basis because of how much of a douche they really are. this can also be used to describe a bite size douche
really douche nugget?
by charizard3 June 10, 2009