Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 6, 2019

Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.

That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!

by YoungJensen January 23, 2011

crazier than Tom Cruise

pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!

guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise

by Jennnnnnnn July 4, 2005

Myspace Tom

Myspace Tom

The antichrist of the internet

A big jerk who will delete your account for no reason.

I am the Myspace Tom I am your ruler for you are using my drug called Myspace HAHAHAHA

by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

Dirty Tom

This is when you have a girl for example Erin and you whip her from behind and then stick it in her.

For example you might say I did a Dirty Tom on her last night and she loved it

Fuck me so hard she said doing Dirty Tom

by Really fucking Dirty Tom April 15, 2020

Peeping Tom

1. A person (usually a guy) that spies on other people while they are partaking in things you usually do not want other people to see. Changing or showering or getting it on, for example.

2. Mike Patton's newest band. Really amazing groovy sound, featuring guests on every track including Dan the Automator, Norah Jones, Kool Kieth, and more, insuring good variety and delicious sounds.

1. "Uh, is that guy spying on us?"
"Whoa peeping tom close the curtains!"

2. "Have you heard of Peeping Tom?"
"There's a pervert sneakin around here?"
"No, Mike Patton's new band."
"Oh. No."

by L a u r May 19, 2008

nom tom bot

slang term for: u know what im talkin bout

we finna hit the club an cop fly hoes nom tom bot

by rollz the magnificent October 29, 2009