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Alexis Texas

When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.
Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.

Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.
by Super Wasian November 6, 2023
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Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.
- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.
by ramer561 September 1, 2025
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texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan
by Proud Texan June 22, 2018
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texas lemonade

Dude, the Texas Lemonade gave me the herps!
by Botta Bing July 26, 2019
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Texas

A state with bipolar ass weather
by Kam2023 March 25, 2021
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Texas

Where owning more than six dildos is illegal and where you can buy an AR-15 at 15yrs old
Bro tf goin on in Texas
by stumby September 28, 2022
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texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.
by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018
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