Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.

I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb

by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 7, 2021

Toes

Creepy crawlers that are attached to ur feet and they crawl up u in ur sleep😱😱

Ur toes will eat u alive

by woogawoofa October 9, 2021

Joes Toes

Everywhere you see him he’s got flops on or the mans barefoot. But none the less an absolute savage and always keep a tooly around him. His car will make your grandma fall in love with him.

Hol on there goes Joes Toes, sexy mf.

by Yooooooooooo11 October 11, 2021

tic tac toe king

someone who is good at tic tac toe

woah! i cannot beat this dude in tic tac toe! he is so good. he is the tic tac toe king!

by totalsexybeastballs October 14, 2021

Toe Spreader

When a guy has an orgasm so intense it makes him flare his toes wide.

Wow! that was best nut I've had in a long time. It was a real Toe Spreader! I was soaked.

by Man of 3 bushes October 17, 2021

camel toe

a vagina wedgie

hey i think that girl has a camel toe

by bobrossismysugardaddy July 12, 2021

Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021