Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Rot Maxing

Engaging in brain, body, and bed rotting with the goal of rotting away as much as possible. This may involve sitting in bed all day, endlessly scrolling on the internet, neglecting one's responsibilities, practicing poor hygiene, or staying outdoors at all times.

He sleeps for 12 hours per day and has 10 hours of screen-time; he is rot maxing

by CrippledCow March 21, 2024

Max

Has a big meaty cock

Max has a massive penis

by Jeiwkenenebhd November 13, 2021

Max Cronin

Doesn't wear sunglasses. He likes Minecraft. LOVES CATS. Likes computers.

Max Cronin likes computers.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Anita Max Wynn

1.) Drake's zesty alter ego

2.) "I need a max win” in gambling terms.

Drake: ...just brought me the hat that I need for the stream right here. This is my Alter Ego: "Anita Max Wynn 🤗"... "Anita Max Wynn 😉"...

by amba tunat December 28, 2023

Max

Tall fishing boy

Person 1: Is that Obama thats fishing?

Person 2: No its just Max

by Gampis July 12, 2021

Max Dickens

A man who can not have any doubters. Love if wrestling and alter ego named DD. Are we cool?

Max Dickens- You da man bro. Are we cool. Can’t have any doubters.

by Deeper Daddy February 21, 2020