happy crystals

The crystalline form of methamphetamine

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!

by BekahBooVT July 15, 2019

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Happiness

A concept no one can grasp truly because we're all assholes.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I got a new car and couldn't be filled with greater happiness.
Guy 2: Dwight, you ignorant slut.

by TheGirlWithTheCurves January 22, 2019

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National Paloi is happy day

NATIONAL PALOI ID HAPPY DAY IS THE DAY WHERE PALOI IS ALWAYS HAPPY BECAUSE OF DADDY

“Wow babe can you believe how happy i am today?”
“Well duh it’s national paloi is happy day”

by user20304404045 April 10, 2024

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happy drake day

September 29th, the official day to celebrate our canadian king, Aubrey Drake Graham.

joe: MOM OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS NATIONAL DRAKE DAY!!!!!!!

joes mom: good stuff champ, proud of ya

joe: happy drake day mommy

by ilovedrakefanboyoursexycanada September 29, 2022

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Happiness

I don't have it

Happiness is a beautiful lie

by Depression club May 31, 2021

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OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)

Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅

by $waglord October 8, 2025

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