a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .
by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020
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by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019
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Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!
by Theblessing July 22, 2020
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