kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.
by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?
Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.
Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.
by BNaae October 23, 2011
Get the Kevin's Meatshedmug. Of or relating to a player of a game who is usually lack luster for the amount of hours they have invested
by Dark Chao June 10, 2025
Get the ts so kevinmug. When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
Get the KEVIN MCCALISTERmug. 
Get the Kevinmug. A very smart, intelligent, creative, and handsome boy who brings joy to some people. Also sorta weird, but in a good way.
by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo December 5, 2020
Get the Kevin B.mug. Kevin Rudd the Elmer Fudd lookalike, who likes to steal other people's policies. A person who believes no one should go to jail, expect the aborigines. Wanna commit a crime and not go to prison, speak to Elmer
Kevin Rudd : Send that waitress to prison for not making the sandwich MY WAY!
Hey, not him! Adolf Hitler is in my faction!
Hey, not him! Adolf Hitler is in my faction!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020
Get the Kevin Ruddmug.