duck yo taco 

To duck yo head from a gun shot when you acting funny

Yo daqaun yo ass better duck yo taco you keep acting like that

duck yo taco by yoboigaengar May 25, 2018

Arctic Taco

It's when you put an ice cube and hot sauce into a girls vagina and eat her out.

Ice cube.. In vagina, with a topping of hot sauce. Then you put your face in her vagina and lick it up. That is how you do the Arctic Taco

Arctic Taco by SDJsakdjs August 3, 2010

Couch-taco

Either a person who basically subsists on nachos and tacos whilst perfecting the art of laziness.

Dude.. all you do is eat a crap load of nachos and watch television with your boyfriend.. your such a couch-taco

Couch-taco by rollerroaster October 22, 2010

muddy taco 

During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."

Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.

muddy taco by Bro DiMaggio October 4, 2013

el taco loco 

Going crazy

She went el taco loco when she caught her best friend kissing her husband

el taco loco by Mushai7 April 4, 2017

Pocket Taco 

When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.

Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!

Pocket Taco by MHM Yes October 18, 2018

Dodge the Taco 

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

Dodge the Taco by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008