Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

Shize sandwich by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009

shit sandwich 

The sandwich-like arrangement of sequentially getting drunk, smoking weed, and getting more drunk, leaving one to feel like shit.

Last night I was going to smoke a bowl, but I regrettably had a shit sandwich instead.

shit sandwich by The Shit Sandwich December 12, 2010

eskimo sandwich 

When you do a girl in the ass then make her suck you off.

Man, I fed that slut the eskimo sandwich!

eskimo sandwich by R.L. Wangcaster May 30, 2011

spitzer sandwich 

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

spitzer sandwich by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008

Tan Sandwich

1. A snack food which includes 1 Strawberry Nutri-Grain Bar, 6 Cashews placed firmy into the nutri-grain, 4 Triscuits coated with peanutbutter (2 on each side peanutbutter facing the Nutri-grain bar).

2. A Native American's junk n' stuff

I was eating a tan sandwich.

Tan Sandwich by bngould291 October 9, 2008

Toss the sandwich

A two handed hand job

She used both of her hands to toss the sandwich

Toss the sandwich by carlosA December 6, 2009

Afghani Finger Sandwich 

When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.

"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!

Afghani Finger Sandwich by bransuave November 5, 2010