Ride the Frack

To stand barefoot while a fracking operation occurs, preferably on hardwood or grass while thoroughly altered. Feel the rollercoaster of the earth vibrating beneath your feet. It's free entertainment, enjoy the spicy air tomorrow.

After work, I go home, get high, and ride the frack.

"I will not ban fracking." - Kamala Harris, presidential debate, 2024

by MindMunger November 23, 2024

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ride scoop

A ride scoop is basically that one friend who can drive and picks you up when you need a ride.

Annie: Hey Bobby will you be my ride scoop and drive me to the mall?
Bobby: Sure Annie, anything for a friend.

Christie: Damn, i seriously want to go to the concert this weekend, but i don't have anyone to drive me. Robby? Do a friend a favor?
Robby: Yeah I'll be your ride scoop Christie, if you get me a ticket to the concert too :)

by urbandictionaryanonymous May 11, 2016

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g ride

A "rental" car used by a dope dealer. When a drug user has no other form of payment they offer use of their car for a length of time to be determined by the quantity of dope they receive. A.K.A. Geeker Ride. Geeker of course referring to a junkie.

My baby moms got stopped in a g ride I gave her. Now the police looking for me.

by sWervE June 12, 2015

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Gas powered bull ride

When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.

Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.

by Mooredj December 3, 2020

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