tomato tits

Tits that squirt out tomato juice instead of milk.

"neenah, can you buy me some tomato juice?"
"no need sweet cheeks, i can just squirt you some, outta my big, red, circle, tomato tits(:''

by chesterabagail April 9, 2010

Tits on a stick

something which is just perfect, used to describe a particularly good event or thing, similar to describing something as the dog's bollox

Sé won $50 on the lotto and said, well that's just tits on a stick

by Sé January 12, 2004

Bitch Tits

A man that has exstreemly large breasts.

yoo! that dudes got some bitch tits!

by Joel Klepach October 4, 2003

the tit's bananas

a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.

did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.

by CLORN PUCK SART October 9, 2010

sketchy tits

Mostly used in Southern CA when describing a crazy, scary, or a sketchy situation

"Bro I almost got arrested last night, it was sketchy tits"

"Dude I can't believe we almost hit that semi on the freeway on our way back from Vegas, that was sketchy tits bro"

by SDBbrown88 February 21, 2011

Tuna Tits

someone who is shaped like a lemon and is a term used from boys named keegan

Aw see that big Gillian she’s shaped like a lemon and has tuna tits

by abowler October 30, 2019

Tits-Donkey

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

by Sekai July 28, 2012