I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023

Sometimes I'm Alone

It is 19th century, the Hehe Cat has passed away :( And new catto was brought to the world. But he was very lonely and he sang a beautiful song. It is very cute small cat that has really good voice. He likes to play with toys and is a good domesticated cat. He is sometime purr like car. VROOOOOOOOMMMM he goes beep beep like car. Best catto ever! Never forgor this cute kitten as its legacy will continue on for many generations of cat meme lovers.

Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!

RIP singing cat.

At times I feel alone... so I say: sometimes I am alone! Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm Alone. HELLOOOOOO!

by Sam Smith twin evil brother June 10, 2024

I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.

"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

i'm mariariari

What the hell is this

Hello, i'm mariariari

by LUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII October 1, 2021

by the nine I'm tweakin'

ur done. Finished. Left the body.

ran outta copium

"drinks too many mochi staminan spark"
"BY THE NINE I'M TWEAKIN'-"

by quicksilver0421 January 16, 2024

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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

I'm in!

Slang used by classless, low brow, ghetto male douchebags (usually brown people, but they don't have the monopoly on it) when a pretty woman (or let's face it, for these types of males, anything with two legs and a vagina) walks by to denote they would like to *checks notes* "tahp daht ayss"-have sexual intercourse with her, for those of you who don't speak Ebonics. Consent optional, of course.

Woman walks by
Brown person: I'm in!
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Woman makes Youtube video
Ghetto Trash commenter: I'm in!

by timberwolf0095 March 7, 2025