Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?
Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.
Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.
by BNaae October 23, 2011
Get the Kevin's Meatshedmug. a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
Get the KEVIN MCCALISTERmug. Daan: Look, a self-driving F1 car!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
Nearrell: No, that's Kevin Magnussen!
Daan: What the fuck Nearrell! everybody knows Kevin Magnussen isn't real!
by daann45 January 24, 2022
Get the Kevin Magnussenmug. When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.
Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.
Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.
Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.
Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025
Get the No Kevin, not youmug. 
Kevin NG refers to a type of people who are mentally and physically messed up. To be specific, a kevin is clueless about everything and hs is a fucking idiot, as he thinks hes the best at everything when his intillegence is horribly low.
KEVIN NG!!!!
by Jessica XU January 9, 2018
Get the kevin ngmug.