No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

Kevin Gutierrez

a cute boy with an edgar cut that was a big dick

omg is that kevin gutierrez the cute edgar boy with a big dick

by bigedgar November 22, 2021

Kevin

A some what kind man, he is reasonable most of the time, he loves the lord and will serve him, he will not be afraid to say it.

"Oh hey its Kevin!"

by ReligiousMAn April 28, 2022

Kevin

Kevin cool dude.Chill gets decent amount of women.Decently good looking.Pretty good friend

Ayo Kevin come here
What

by Notsocashmoney October 28, 2021

Kevin McAllister’d

Fining one’s self Home Alone on a Holiday, instead of with family as planned

Person 1: Worst Holiday ever! My family sucks!
Person 2: Oh no, what happened!

Person 1: I was Kevin McAllister’d

by thatmadcat November 29, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Kevin Sussman Is Thing One And Todd Aaron Brotze<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Kevin Sussman Is Thing One And Todd Aaron Brotze<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Kevin Sussman Is Thing One And Todd Aaron Brotze<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Kevin

Kevin pulls teachers by being a straight white cis male (eww gross). He has red ear buds. He is always trying to kill a man named Micah.

Look at Kevin, what a straight white cis male, how revolting.

by blookstan February 8, 2022