The dirties little ugly fuck you have ever seen in your life, this peice of human garbage not only smells like a bag of shit but also resembles a bag of shit. His breathe smells so bad it could peel paint off of a submarine, his body odor is so repulsive birds flying over his fall out of the sky dead. His teeth are yellower than his piss. In his 21 years of being alive he has never drinkin water once. Along with not drinking water he has never showered or cleaned himself in way resulting in the grossest human being ever. Besides being super fucking gross he is also a douchebag peice of shit personality wise, in his free time he enjoys kicking puppies and farting on babies. For his occupation he steals from the less fortunate and gives to himself. I could go on about how much this fucker sucks but I’ll leave it at this is you see Jake walking towards you run the other way!
by Borat the rat king November 24, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by jakerel25 May 9, 2021
Get the Jake Relationmug. by sciencelinks February 28, 2020
Get the jakemug. This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
by Womack April 24, 2023
Get the Jake would crymug. Jake is the best guy friend you’ll ever meet. He’ll love u with all his heart. He’s definitely a family type of guy. He may seem intimidating at first but he’s really a softie. He’s the funniest person ever. You never wanna lose a Jake.
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by DisabledBozo April 10, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 