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Jake

The dirties little ugly fuck you have ever seen in your life, this peice of human garbage not only smells like a bag of shit but also resembles a bag of shit. His breathe smells so bad it could peel paint off of a submarine, his body odor is so repulsive birds flying over his fall out of the sky dead. His teeth are yellower than his piss. In his 21 years of being alive he has never drinkin water once. Along with not drinking water he has never showered or cleaned himself in way resulting in the grossest human being ever. Besides being super fucking gross he is also a douchebag peice of shit personality wise, in his free time he enjoys kicking puppies and farting on babies. For his occupation he steals from the less fortunate and gives to himself. I could go on about how much this fucker sucks but I’ll leave it at this is you see Jake walking towards you run the other way!
What’s that smell? It smells like garlic and shit mixed in a blender. “Oh that’s probably Jake”
by Borat the rat king November 24, 2021
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Jake Relation

one sexy man no girl has turned down
by jakerel25 May 9, 2021
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jake

jake is mean and stares at people. his best friend is black lowkey toxic
“jake sucks
lol i guess so
by sciencelinks February 28, 2020
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Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
by Womack April 24, 2023
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Jake

Jake is the best guy friend you’ll ever meet. He’ll love u with all his heart. He’s definitely a family type of guy. He may seem intimidating at first but he’s really a softie. He’s the funniest person ever. You never wanna lose a Jake.
I love Jake so much.
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
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Jake

Pro Gangplank and Kai'sa onetrick.
Greatest league player to ever exiest
Dude that Jake is so fucking good at Gangplank!
by DisabledBozo April 10, 2022
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jake

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake
by aligatoe August 17, 2019
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