Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Mud Bogging

Motor boating the brown eye.

Hey what’s that brown stuff on your face? Oh I went Mud Bogging with Tiffany. She really had that peach tree dirty.

by anonymous September 15, 2023

Mud Hopper

A Mud Hopper is the same as a Mud Cricket but she is beautiful and plus size.

A Mud Cricket is to skinny for me, I need a Mud Hopper.

by Mud Hopper September 16, 2019

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

mud thot

A country girl with hoe like tendencies. These types of girls are mostly seen hanging around ATV parks.

"Look at that girl flirting with my man, she is such a mud thot".

by Klg84 July 31, 2016

texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass

I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night

by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014