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Facebook Humor

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.
by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011
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Facebook Moments

Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011
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facebook whore

Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.
Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.

Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.
by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012
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Facebook Raped

When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.
Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"
by pigandsquid July 26, 2010
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Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.
-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction
by Blofu February 13, 2012
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Facebook Mojo

A feeling one has when everything they do on Facebook goes right. Everyone likes their status, likes they're comments. You're the funniest/coolest person on Facebook right now.
look at how many people liked his status already! he's got mad Facebook Mojo going!
by Monster Mans June 12, 2011
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facebook rave

1.A period in the day where Facebook members lose the proverbial plot and just live Facebook- this includes particpating in endless wall conversations, doing countless quizzes or ANYTHING FACEBOOK.COM RELATED. Research has shown the The Facebook Raves have lasted up to 3 hours and 45 minutes!

2. The term is sometimes used to describe the act of choosing a victim's profile and liking all comments/statuses/pictures/links etc that is on their wall. This is a way of mocking people who abuse facebook OR as a plea for attention.
1. Just spent hours facebook raveing instead of revising. fml.
2. I'm gonna facebook rave Susie when I get home!
by THEFACEBOOKRAVER January 13, 2011
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