Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.

Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.

by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021

soak your crackers

It means to calm down, and expression

Fred: I'm so freaked out right know i'm so stressed
Mark: Soak your crackers, dude
Fred: fine

by Smart P. Blart April 12, 2019

cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.

"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"

by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009

Crockerphiliac

One who has a sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

Girl 1: Mr.Crocker is like, sooo hot!
Girl 2: Ew! You're a crockerphiliac!

by Momo1969 October 18, 2013

Crockerphilic

Adj: To be sexually obsessed with Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I saw a crockerphilic man the other day masturbating to pictures of Mr.Crocker.

by CrockCock69 November 21, 2013

crackgrass

That stupid grass that grows in the crack of sidewalks and driveways

Hey Mike's got a brautful yard but he really needs to pull that crackgrass

by stonedefiance April 25, 2015

crackrice

a gay Asian who does illicit drugs and is sexually attracted to males and fruits

Man that crackrice is crazy!

by ahahahahhahahah June 1, 2016