Asshole

by anonymous December 30, 2021
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asshole

An unpleasant person who thinks they're better than you in any way.
Wow, I showed him my picture and he said his was better. he's such an asshole.
by loli big boobs July 3, 2015
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fish asshole

when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean
i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.
by ilovefishasshole April 23, 2018
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Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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Asshole

Skyler is an asshole
Man skyler is an asshole
by Goddamnstfu February 15, 2019
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asshole

"That guy is wearing mismatched socks? What an asshole."
by notdima June 18, 2022
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Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018
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