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Spaghetti legs

A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion
Check out aunt Mable, few sherries and she’s got a dose of the old spaghetti legs
by Unclegripper July 9, 2021
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Leg Mustard

When you get mustard on your leg
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Bowed legs

Legs that curve - no chance of stopping a pig in an alley way kinda curved.
Whats so bad about bowed legs? Its better to have your legs bowed than your jangles
by User01925 November 25, 2024
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pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018
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Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022
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lady leg lathering

a man licking from side to side on the labia minora slowly
The speechwriter was lady leg lathering his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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Daddy long legs

Daddy long legs is a person that is annoying and you truly hate. They are most likely to have an unusual name (examples such 'yourfather' or 'your mom'. You nickname someone daddy long legs is they are tall and are a father.
IF YOU CALL SOMEONE IN YOUR SCHOOL DADDY LONG LEGS OR GIRRAFE MAN THEN YOU ARE REAL GAMER
by A father epicc May 29, 2021
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