Urban Dictionary

A place where people try way to hard to be funny by bringing inside jokes and making up words that make no sense where there are perfectly fine alternatives already in the English language. Most definitions will probably be sex related

User: Hmm, what's something that describes the feeling of wanting to fuck someone but you can't get yo dick hard? Oh i have an idea, i'll call it "Soft Dick blues!".. Ill add that to the urban dictionary!!!

Response: yeah, dude, it's called erectile dysfunction because you watch too much porn

by Kanye Yeast November 3, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A online source of nonsense that i still read

The Urban Dictionary is full or trash but still funny

by PeppaPigFan9 November 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website where all sanity goes to die and where people usually can’t talk about one subject without bringing sex into it.

Person 1: Were you on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I don’t have any sanity left.

by Dyldog942 SKRRT SKRRT November 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Your looking at it right now.

"Hey i wonder what an urban dictionary is."

"Idiot, you're on it. LOLOLOLOLOLO *troll face*."

by Smexsher the Skull November 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Not for kids.

Guy 1: Hey, man, should I use Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: No. Everyone there talks about sex. Just use a normal dictionary.

by ffffffaddddeeeee February 23, 2019

Urban dictionary

A Website ,where you buy all your 'Mugs' from.

Get a Urban dictionary Mug for your Grand Mug Mug

by Coolguyonline February 24, 2019

Urban Dicktionary

an innapropriate version of the site your on

The urban dicktionary is the best porn site ever

by SubbedToPewDiePie February 27, 2019