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Beef

A beef is a delightful creature with a tendency to be a complete and utter bitch. A Beef has her mother well trained and has an army of younger siblings known as "The Beeflings". Whilst being popular in social groups, you must be aware of the beef at all times as she has also been known to be a slithery, sly, wee snake, do not trust her with your deepest darkest secrets.
Me: What's that big crowd for?
You : Oh, thats Beef and all her siblings.
Beef: I don't look like a sloth!
Me: She's right.
by St3v Doogn @ Bn$ Akad February 16, 2017
mugGet the Beefmug.

Roast Beef Coochie

This is the type of coochie that makes you gag. It looks like a roast beef sandwich. Legend states that the term derived form a bitch names Mckinely. Her boyfriend must be blind to want to hit that.
Daisalynn: Do you see her over there. I heard her coochie looks like roast beef and smells like a sushi roll
Tori: That’s so gross. That’s the new term to describe nasty hags
Daisalynn: All my homies hate Mckinely. F that bish #Roast Beef Coochie
by PeopleWhoHate June 8, 2022
mugGet the Roast Beef Coochiemug.

Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock
Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday
by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021
mugGet the Broccoli Beefmug.

Ground beef in a can

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can
by Cody5050 January 23, 2022
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A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!
by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022
mugGet the A Beef Wellingtonmug.

Beef Churret

Beef Churret is like a beef soup stew with beef and churret. It allows people to enter the 5th dimension via alcohol pensioning and STDs. This holy item was gifted by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH himself.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Guy: Beef Churret

Literally everyone: Yoooo same I felt that one
by anonymous May 6, 2022
mugGet the Beef Churretmug.

BEEF FLANGE

A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.
Ur nan has got a beef flange.
by Bum your nan October 11, 2020
mugGet the BEEF FLANGEmug.

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