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Jake

Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.
“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”
by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022
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Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.
Your being a Jake, calm down!
by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019
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Fall of Jake Rix

On the 15th October 2025, TXG Rebels succesfully managed to overthrow the supposed tyranny dictator Jake Rix. After countless riots and protests the Norwich man was overwhelmed and decided to resign. Following the hours after, AFRO successfully managed to take control after Jake's tragic failure to transfer mod. AFRO and the TXG Rebels since then have completely altered the server in their favour removing 30 roles and banning numerous members now that they see the cruel dictatorship from Jake has ended. This is a historical day for the rebels and all involved
nga did you hear about the Fall of Jake Rix? that shi was craz
by tapmw October 15, 2025
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Jake

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.
Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?

Jake: You know, just played water polo.

Friend: What do you like doing?

Jake: Play water polo!
by :) :( :0 January 16, 2022
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Jake

Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz
by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
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Jake

The embodiment of beauty, inside and out.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.

Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.
That's very Jake thing to do.
by AngelinaPortaVaga June 7, 2021
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Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy
“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins
by I love you Pookie bear June 9, 2025
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