steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019

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dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”

bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding”

by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

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Red riding hood

Red- Colour/ Emotion: Anger/Red Indian/Fake red dot on forehead.

Riding-

Sexual Act/Reliance on something for success or credit.

Hood-Clitoris/Suburb

“Red Riding Hood seeks refuge at Woy Woy”

by NSV1983 June 8, 2025

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bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 9, 2023

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riding clap

When you ride someone small nakey and make them all salty . your ass claps so hard it sounds like a round of applause and the room sounds like a stadium , the sound of the claps echo so your parents can hear and your baby sister can remember

jOsH: yo last night she was riding clap.

by big dick penis April 18, 2020

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