Jake Citrin

A really tall person who chokes in hockey and is, once again a really tall person

Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.

by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019

Jake tinta

A person who procrastinates and thinks they are top dog when truly a schmen

"your being a jake tinta again"

by Blondyy November 11, 2009

Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward

Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..

by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016

Jake

A dude with a small penis looks at girls named silly wonka

Wow what a Jake
His pp is so small

by Fisksmfnd August 15, 2020

Jake Paul

my bitch/legal step dad

Me: Hey Dad your my bitch

Jake Paul: You're a mistake

by mc daders September 13, 2020

Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!

Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh

by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021

Jakes

The police

Can't trust these niggas they be talking to the jakes

by PussyJuice Be smellin February 16, 2022