Fart Plane

Single engine aircraft that flies over your neighborhood at the earliest hours in the morning with its farting engine.

"I was trying to sleep but that goddamn fart plane had to wake me up!"

by Nordic Storm August 20, 2009

fart time

when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.

i work fart time at lowe's. it sucks.

by radiuminjection October 13, 2009

panic fart

a fart that slips out due to loss of control due to panic.

Gaz let a right ripper go in the classy restaurant when he thought Lee was going to finish the wine and went to grab it. 'Was that a panic fart?' asked Ian. 'I think so' said Gaz

by iann888 December 3, 2009

lager fart

A fart that is alot smelier and possibly even painful due to the excessive consumption of lager/beer.

group of lads chilling post a night out, one farts
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough

by chronic procrastinator May 4, 2011

Fart Wrangler

Someone who is so controlling that they would probably try to throw a lasso around a fart.

Dude 1: "How is your relationship with Sheila working out?"

Dude 2: "I dunno, man, she's kind of a fart wrangler."

by TippyGoesLive! June 21, 2010

Placebo Fart

When somebody announces that they farted even though they didn't. The victims are tricked into thinking this is the truth, and they mentally create the smell of a fart, thinking its real.

Guy 1: "Dude I just ripped a huge one!"

Guy 2: *breathes in* "Aww gross man, that's nasty!"

Guy 1: "Dude I'm kidding. I made a placebo fart."

by SupaC July 20, 2010

walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts

(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010