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Clevedon Steamer

The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.
The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!
by Dollarsignsean November 27, 2023
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check steam

A troll sentence used to bait people into checking Steam for a new update for a game which hasn't been updated in a while.
Most notably used by Geometry Dash players waiting for update 2.2
Person 1: Dude, update 2.2 is gonna be delayed again, RobTop has beeb silent for weeks...
Person 2: You sure? check steam
by xd_baTron November 27, 2023
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check steam

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt
Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure

2 minutes later

Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released
by CheckSteam December 3, 2023
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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Akron Steam Cleaning

When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole
To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!
by Smitty870 February 15, 2024
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Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded
Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus
by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024
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Chase Steamer

The act of someone named Chase taking a large shit while cleansing their body in the shower. Can be done single, or with a partner.
I just took a Chase Steamer with my girlfriend, she kept complaining about the smell.
by Big Johnson-69 February 24, 2024
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