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Snow

Snow's a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit.
Like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonese and turned the landscape into his own personal asshole sandwich.
When i look around all I can see is the miles of unharnessed snowmen im just too damn cool to build.

~Dave Strider
Jade: Isnt snow great?
Dave: Snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit...
by 8^y November 27, 2020
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Snow Canoeing

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.
by Noname70 November 27, 2020
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Snowed

An appropriate gesture to rude or idiot skiers that turn out in front of people without giving a care in the world.

Getting Snowed is when someone comes to a fast decline in speed while turning their skis or snowboard angled at the idiot, causing a wave of powdery snow to engulf the mentally inept skier
Skier 1"Some asshole back there almost took me out, so I snowed the shit out of them!"
Skier 2"Nice! Those idiots need to learn to not turn into people!"
by Some Educated Clown November 29, 2020
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Snowing

(Verb) The act of playing in the snow, which you mistake as also skiing (said mistake made while drinking to excess, aka drunk)
Dave: I mean, it’s cold and I have the under clothes cold gear, you know - the type you wear when you’re snowing?
Devon: *looks at Dave like wtf you must be drunk* “Snowing”?!
Dave: *realizes what he said but tries to play it off* Yeah “snowing,” when one plays in the snow...haha...I’m just kidding - I meant skiing!
by WhoTFisDave December 2, 2020
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No no snow

The snow that you dont eat
I saw that No no snow it was very sticky

and when my parents came outside they said timmy thats nono snow dont touch it!!!
by Conchita December 8, 2020
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Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.
"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"
by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020
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Snow slut

A person that will do anything for 12” of snow
That guy is a snow wheeling snow slut
by Bambamshizzam December 26, 2020
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