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Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.
After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.
by El ritardo September 14, 2020
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Monke Syndrome

At any given point of time, the number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time
Last night Monty was telling me that he is cool because some girl saw his instagram story.
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
by Neriv October 15, 2020
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monke syndrome

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.
Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
by Neriv October 15, 2020
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Sidekick Syndrome

The phenomenon by which you were never hot enough in high school to be anything more than your cool slacker best friend's wingman - until you enrolled at a top college full of other virginal nerds. Now all of a sudden you're a stud by default, or maybe you just have an average amount of pull, but it's completely new and now you have no idea how to act.
Person 1: If Fred from Freshman 15 has been dating Suzy from Sig O for two months, how come he's still so weird about kissing her in public?
Person 2: He has a classic case of sidekick syndrome. Go 'Cats.
by ila_arou October 16, 2020
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singalgong syndrome

A behavioral trait which is often temporary but has big effect on brain where patients often seem to accept that girls don't exist and they're just govt's surveillance drones.

- Neptune's 5 am thoughts
by Nigha69 October 17, 2020
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Apple Syndrome

is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.
People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :

Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).

Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.

Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.

Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.

Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.

See Also Hipsters.
by Grey Polar Bear September 4, 2013
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Shovel Syndrome

Someone that looks like they got hit in the face wtih a shovel and their face went flat.
Damn that girl Misty has shovel syndrome
by mothafuckaimill95136 January 7, 2012
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