The art of filling your foreskin with as much crumbled up digestive/hobnob/rich tea biscuit as possible, then performing a rotationary motion allowing biscuit crumbs to fly every where.
Oh baby, release your penis biscuit all over my face.
Me and Sharon are trying to spice up our sex life so we decided to do a penis biscuit last night. Shit was wild, but my dick is really itchy.
Me and Sharon are trying to spice up our sex life so we decided to do a penis biscuit last night. Shit was wild, but my dick is really itchy.
by Muckle930 May 14, 2010
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Get the Penis sex mug.(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
Get the Telescoping Penis mug.When you get fluff and fabrics from your under wear on your penis and you celan it in the shower and a minute later its back! It wont go away!!!
Mark: Hey jane, i got some penis fluff.
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????
(JK the poofter intervenes)
JK:Want me to suck it off for you????
by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2009
Get the Penis fluff. mug.Term referring to a short penis length, especially in south asian ethnic groups. The size of the penis is said to resemble that of a grain of rice. Ownership of a rice rocket may be used to compensate for this lack.
Insecurity about the length of his rice penis led him to put decals and a coffee-can muffler on his Accord.
by Art August 29, 2005
Get the rice penis mug.A gun made out of penis parts that shoot sperm bullets. They can be very dangerous if used properly.
by I'd Do Me May 4, 2006
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