Poop art. Shit in a different bowl or dish and freeze the by product for a few days. Practice variety by changing your diet. Get a canvas & paint palette. Use the poop selections as paint experiencing with different colors and textures. Frame and enjoy
Sentence: Dude, your poop art is off the chart you are a real Jackson Poop-Pollock
When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."