Real

You’ve smoked meth

You’re smoking real

by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025

the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!

that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!

by michael foolsley August 24, 2022

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.

Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.

by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020

Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike

Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night

by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024

True and Real

A phrase used on legacy Minecraft servers to mean that something is definitely true and not false.

for example when someone says This thing is nice or says anything that is clearly true
the response that people in the legacy community say is usually just: True and Real

by that one retro community guy February 4, 2024

Pulled of a Real Madrid

It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.

This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.

Royal challengers Bengaluru pulled of a Real Madrid by qualifying to the 2024 IPL knockouts.

by Roanoa Uchiha goku May 18, 2024

the real lg

The real "little guy"

Yo, that's the real LGG

by Sexy sim April 9, 2017