being microwaved

Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.

Dude Micheal is being microwaved

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

The Microwave Implant

A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.

I just got the microwave implant! The scorching soup is everywhere!!

by camillelavigne May 22, 2024

Alloy Microstructures

The engineered arrangement of crystals, grains, and phases within a metal alloy, viewed at the microscopic or nanoscopic scale, which dictates its macroscopic properties like strength, toughness, and corrosion resistance. This is metallurgy as architecture. By controlling the cooling process, adding trace elements, or using techniques like severe plastic deformation, materials scientists design microstructures—like martensite in steel or superalloy single crystals in turbine blades—to withstand specific extreme stresses, temperatures, or radiation fluxes, especially for aerospace and advanced armament applications.

Alloy Microstructures *Example: The blades inside a jet engine or a rocket turbopump are made from nickel-based superalloys with a microstructure of precisely aligned crystals that resist creep and melting at 90% of their melting point. A futuristic tank's armor might use a nano-laminate alloy microstructure to shatter incoming projectiles by guiding cracks in harmless directions.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Greek Microwave

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.

He gave me a Greek Microwave! I can't breath.

by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025

Brazilian Microwave

A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's

The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death

Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."

by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025

Internet Microceleberity

An Internet personality with a decently small sized following, who are usually dedicated and avid fans. These microcelebrities usually produce content focused on one specific topic (movie/book/game series etc.)

"this guy has 20 thousand subs on youtube, hes some kind of Internet Microceleberity"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025

Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011