Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

mongtard

A combination of "mong", meaning a total idiot, and "Retard".

General usage as an insult.

1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!

by charlie23* June 26, 2023

Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing

13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing

by absolutely fucking cool baller July 9, 2023

monetary lens

Adopting a narrow perspective focused solely on the financial implications, disregarding all other aspects of the matter, including the broader impact and considerations beyond monetary gains or losses.

I admire that IIX looks at valuations through a value based lens as opposed to a monetary lens.

by IX guy July 16, 2023

minstack

to remain steadfast and unwavering inpersonal morals, values, and convictions.

She was going to see the Barbie movie until she read it was woke, so she proclaimed, "Minstack!" and didn't go.

by minstack_muse August 7, 2023

Monster Hunter

Someone who hunts inbred people for a living.

Jake went to Alabama to become a Monster Hunter. He preferred to use a long sword than a rifle for such job.

by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024

Monster Paw

To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus

Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people

by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024