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Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
mugGet the Road Killmug.

Kill

I woman/girl you would undoubtedly have sex with.
by SWIIM February 24, 2019
mugGet the Killmug.

Kill

"Could you please kill the light before you leave the room so that it doesn't disturb others?"
by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025
mugGet the Killmug.

Kill

DMV term for (I’m dead) or (oh nah)
Kill that shit wasn’t the move
by oodavee02 October 31, 2023
mugGet the Killmug.

/kill

A console command in various games that allows one to kill certain players, be it themselves or others.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
mugGet the /killmug.

Kill Issue

When someone kills a person saying "Skill Issue"
Person: Skill Issue
Noob: *Kills someone*

KILL ISSUE!
by lolmaster444 September 26, 2022
mugGet the Kill Issuemug.

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